{"slip": { "id": 121, "advice": "If you think your headphones are dying, check the socket for fluff with a straightened paperclip."}}
{"slip": { "id": 56, "advice": "Try to do the things that you're incapable of."}}
{"slip": { "id": 37, "advice": "There is no reason at all to believe that White Wine is any different to water when it comes to removing Red Wine stains."}}
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{"slip": { "id": 91, "advice": "Drink a glass of water before meals."}}
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Texas Pioneros are a professional American football team based in Georgetown, Texas. The Pioneros compete in the International Football Alliance (IFA) and plays their home games at Bernard Birkelbach Field.
"}{"slip": { "id": 2, "advice": "Smile and the world smiles with you. Frown and you're on your own."}}
{"slip": { "id": 66, "advice": "Take time once in a while to look up at the stars for at least 5 minutes, in order to comprehend your cosmic significance."}}
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