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Thozhar Pandian is a 1994 Indian Tamil-language film, written and directed by Manivannan. It stars Sathyaraj and Ranjitha. The film was released on 12 August 1994.
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Danshensu or salvianic acid A is an alpha hydroxy carboxylic acid. It is found in the plants Salvia miltiorrhiza, and Melissa officinalis. It is a component of some traditional Chinese medicine.
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